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Offline Roco

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from my inbox
« on: 29 October 2014, 22:51:09 »
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Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day..
As they walk, they come across a sign:
"Beauty contest to find the most beautiful woman in the world.."

"I am entering" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

" First Place ," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign:

"Contest to find the strongest man in the world.."

"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him,
"How did you make out?""

First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt it?"

They continue walking when they see a sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"

Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes...
"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the f...k is OSCAR PISTORIUS?" asked Pinocchio

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Re: from my inbox
« Reply #1 on: 30 October 2014, 11:52:37 »
 lol:1 lol:1 lol:1 lol:1 lol:1 lol:1
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

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« Reply #2 on: 30 October 2014, 14:36:23 »
That is very good

 

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